Story on 3164!

What the hell is happening to me?! I been procrastinating ever since weeks ago knowing that there will be a test tomorrow. And guess what? I am not guilty at all.. I wonder why.

Let me tell you a story,

Once upon a time, in a coal mine far far away, there live one lecturer specialized with chemical reactions and of course specializing in coal reactions.

Knowing that, the lecturer tried teaching a group of non-coal people about the reactions.

Suddenly, realizing the students are reducing day by day, hour by hour, minute by minute and even second by second, he came up with a very "smart" plan. He takes note of attendance of individual students.

One special day (a week later), the lecturer felt lazy, and stopped marking the attendances, the students attendance tend to reduce yet again.

In the end, there are so few non-coal people became closer to coal as they kept on going to class.

Noticing that case, methane began to emit from their skin and eventually evaporated into the air which contributed to acidification potential by 21 times worst than carbon dioxide.

After the long journey, the lecturer stays himself in the cave of coals where he lives happily ever after with his reactions book.

:D

Brilliant! Going back to work now tata :D

7.53pm 13 October 2009