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Sunday, 23 March 2008

Where is the RAPID?!

Back in Penang I am. What happened to the Rapid Penang?! All lost?

Perhaps this is the interesting part, the speculation. Maybe this did happen. Let the process flow diagram assist you.

Firstly, start up a bus service business.

Secondly, get loan from government. If actual cost is RM30million, ask for RM50million.

Thirdly, make a lot of advertistments and entice the users or customers.

Fourthly, from maybe around 300 buses reduce to 100 buses which are operational while the other 200 buses for other purposes. ( explain later )

Fifthly, go to a neighbouring state or whichever state and get the license to operate in that state.

Sixthly, get another government loan/grant for that new operation in a new state.

Seventhly, transport all the buses from the previous state to the new state.

Eighthly, re-paint all buses to suit the new state. Example, if previously Penang bus, perhaps now we change it to Perak bus.

Ninethly, take the remaining money and bank it into personal account.

Tenthly, repeat the same process or retire with the money and declare lost to avoid paying back the loan.

AS YOU CAN SEE, 10 simple steps to make you RICH!

3.59pm 23 March 2008

2 comments:

Naomi said...

eh, serious ar?? rapid pg all disappear di?? wow!

btw, your in penang!! i am so jealous.. =/

Cloze said...

erm i dont see any compared to the previous time where they have super many!yea be as jealous as you want :D